Luck Deficit Disorder

Once upon a long time ago we were in the midst of a D&D campaign, one of the players was famous for losing characters. To be fair to him, they were all his fault. In this campaign he was going through characters pretty quickly, he'd rolled up six or so and the last one we pillaged a crypt and he'd pulled a necklace off of a remarkably well-preserved corpse. We were a ways down the hall when...

Gaming Loophole

Once upon a very long time ago (I was 14 or so) I was playing with a fairly new DM that let my character amass entirely too much power and swag. To counter this, he told me when I hit my next level he was going to take my character and retire it to demi-god status. I was a bit heartbroken, it was incredibly overpowered and badassed and what kid that age wouldn't want a character like that. I was...

Swirly

Once upon a very long time ago my best friend and I made a road trip to what was either a small convention or a large RPG/Gamer meet. Take your pick. We were pretty early so we watched the Axis & Allies games for a bit. We saw a new game coming out called Star Frontiers. Checked out some Tunnels and Trolls, Boot Hill, Star Trek, Chainmail and who know what else. We also heard some rumors...

Meteor What?!

One upon a long time ago, I was on a deployment and we were playing D&D one night to have a little fun and kill some time while we waited for the aircraft to return. I'm DMing and running an NPC in a wizard duel with a player, I go to throw the spell and brain-locked on the game. Finally I yelled out "Meteor Bukkake!" At least one double-nostril spray of mountain dew and I had a few minutes...

A Tip on Cows

A safety tip for city folk: Cow-tipping isn't a thing. Seriously. If you run across a field to build up enough momentum and somehow manage to surprise a cow (good luck, they are more attentive than you'd think) when you hit the side of the large, heavy animal, you will bounce off of it and it won't feel good. Then you have several hundred pounds of ambulatory beef and leather's full attention. By...

Riding with the Voices

So, driving into Boise this morning and a car load of ladies is passing me, I ease up on the gas because it's snowing and the road isn't all that it could be, and then I notice that there's a truck right on the car's ass. She gets barely past me and his front bumper is even with my side mirror. That right there is a dick move, a lot of people do it, get up on somebody and try to intimidate them...