Snippet: Barkley’s Wisdom

Him: "What is the smartest thing you ever heard a celebrity say?"Me: ""Charles Barkley: I am not a role Model." Hold up a sec..."Me: "He later said of that: "“There were some columnists that defended me but mostly I got killed. I’m okay with it, though, because nobody in all this time has been able to convince me that it’s wrong to tell kids to listen to their parents and not a basketball...

Snippet: Zombie Apocalypse

Him: "Why are some people calling this the zombie apocalypse?"Me: "Zombie apocalypse became a catch all term for emergencies ranging from short term to the fall of civilization. Even the government has released zombie preparedness guides because of the widespread use of the term. some old terms it replace include WROL (Without Rule of Lae), SHTF (Shit Hits The Fan) and TEOTWAWKI (The End Of The...

Are Quarantine & Isolation Constitutional?

Point: The US Constitution doesn't mention quarantine or isolation.Point: US Constitution, 10th Amendment: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.Point: Idaho Law, TITLE 56, PUBLIC ASSISTANCE AND WELFARE, CHAPTER 10, DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND WELFARE (7) The director, under...

Snippet: Rallies

Her: "So you think going to constitutional rallies is a bad idea?"Me: "They are actually a plot, get all the Trump voters out in once place, infect them all, have a Democrat landslide in November."Her: "You think so?"Me: "Sure, we'll go with that."Her: "I need to bounce this off some friends." Just friggin...wow. And when did I become such a shit?

Home…schooling?

If I were homeschooling.8am: Why the hell am I up at 8am? Go color, we'll call it art while I get some more sleep.10am: "Don't talk to me until my second cup of coffee. Go watch PBS.11am: I am going to read stuff to you from the internet and explain why they are frigging dumbasses, we'll call it current events.Noon: Go eat something, and bring me a sammich. No, there is no sand in a sammich....