Snippet: Barkley’s Wisdom

Him: "What is the smartest thing you ever heard a celebrity say?"Me: ""Charles Barkley: I am not a role Model." Hold up a sec..."Me: "He later said of that: "“There were some columnists that defended me but mostly I got killed. I’m okay with it, though, because nobody in all this time has been able to convince me that it’s wrong to tell kids to listen to their parents and not a basketball...

Home…schooling?

If I were homeschooling.8am: Why the hell am I up at 8am? Go color, we'll call it art while I get some more sleep.10am: "Don't talk to me until my second cup of coffee. Go watch PBS.11am: I am going to read stuff to you from the internet and explain why they are frigging dumbasses, we'll call it current events.Noon: Go eat something, and bring me a sammich. No, there is no sand in a sammich....

Snippet: Drunks & Denny’s

Her: "Why do so many drunk people go to Denny's?"Me: "Get something in their bellies to soak up some alcohol, to drink coffee to see if that will help, to hydrate to reduce the hangover, to burn some time while sobering up before heading home. And, back in the day, Denny's used to serve drinks, so you could have a couple of Bloody Marys with your breakfast."Her: "Denny's served alcohol?"Me: "A...