Gandalf

Reasons that Gandalf didn't need to be some ultra powerful spell-slingin' uber-wizard. 1. Tolkien wasn't a munchkin, min-maxer, or power gamer, so he didn't get his jollies writing overpowered characters. 2. The main power of wizards is knowledge and wisdom, they have some spell-type stuff, but they were send to advise and give good counsel, not to grab evil by the balls and squeeze it out of...

Yeah, Walmart Sucks, Yeah Definately…

I know, I can actually say just about any friggin' thing I want in here without fear of censorship, but I like the fact that "HUGE GROSS UNMENTIONABLE THINGS" means different things to every person that reads it. Walmart reminds me of the line in Demolition Man "All restaurants are Taco Bell now." If you live in many an American small town that's what you have, because the corporate vampire has...