Tim’s Cheat Sheet for dealing with dinks (clip and save):

Tim's Cheat Sheet for dealing with dinks (clip and save): "So you like name 3 songs everyone doesn't know." - Answer: 1: You're a dink. 2: Your mama dresses you funny. 3: You aren't a gatekeeper for anything, get over yourself.---"The sucks, how can you like them?" Answer: Cool story bro, just needs sex (go fuck yourself).---"That isn't in style!" Answer: Originality never is.---"Cosplay is...

Rocky Mountain Oysters

I've seen people grossed out when I take a big bag of chicken livers, gizzards and hearts for bait when catfishing, and I batter up and fry half of it while I wait for the fish to bite. But, rocky mountain oysters are where I draw the friggin' line. From a conversation I once had on this: Him: "You ever had rocky mountain oysters?" Me: "Nope." Him: "What you reckon they taste like?" Me: "Kinda...

A Tip on Cows

A safety tip for city folk: Cow-tipping isn't a thing. Seriously. If you run across a field to build up enough momentum and somehow manage to surprise a cow (good luck, they are more attentive than you'd think) when you hit the side of the large, heavy animal, you will bounce off of it and it won't feel good. Then you have several hundred pounds of ambulatory beef and leather's full attention. By...