Luck Deficit Disorder

Once upon a long time ago we were in the midst of a D&D campaign, one of the players was famous for losing characters. To be fair to him, they were all his fault. In this campaign he was going through characters pretty quickly, he'd rolled up six or so and the last one we pillaged a crypt and he'd pulled a necklace off of a remarkably well-preserved corpse. We were a ways down the hall when...

Gaming Loophole

Once upon a very long time ago (I was 14 or so) I was playing with a fairly new DM that let my character amass entirely too much power and swag. To counter this, he told me when I hit my next level he was going to take my character and retire it to demi-god status. I was a bit heartbroken, it was incredibly overpowered and badassed and what kid that age wouldn't want a character like that. I was...

Rocky Mountain Oysters

I've seen people grossed out when I take a big bag of chicken livers, gizzards and hearts for bait when catfishing, and I batter up and fry half of it while I wait for the fish to bite. But, rocky mountain oysters are where I draw the friggin' line. From a conversation I once had on this: Him: "You ever had rocky mountain oysters?" Me: "Nope." Him: "What you reckon they taste like?" Me: "Kinda...