Wolf Whistle

Never, in the history of mankind, was a woman so overcome with lust that she threw a stranger down on the sidewalk and had him right there after a he wolf-whistled at her and shouted lewdly descriptive praise of her body parts. There, fantasies shattered, continue with life.

Not Caring

Not caring isn't always a bad thing. I don't care who sleeps with who or those that sleep with nobody at all. I don't care about where someone's skin tone fits on the color scale. I don't care about anyone's religion or lack thereof. I don't care if someone is a guy or a gal. I don't actually care about a lot of things because I have enough to concern myself with just being myself. Why complicate...

Chat Snippet: Pee Before Coffee

I have a lot of random conversations through the interwebs, here's a piece of one. Him: "So if somebody gets their tongue stuck to a flagpole what is the best way to get it off?" Me: "Pee on it." Him: "That's gross what if you have coffee, just use that!" Me: "If it comes down to intentionally spilling my coffee or you being grossed out by urine, you aren't getting my coffee."

Chat Snippet: Sgt B Moment

I have a lot of random conversations through the interwebs, here's a piece of one. Her: "OMG I had a Sgt B moment! gasp emoticon " Me: "What exactly is a Sgt B moment?" Her: "I reviewed a training plan and gave it back and said what you did to me once. 'I asked for a plan and you showed me the menu for a dog's breakfast." Me: "I said that?" Her: "You did, and now I did too >___<...

Time Passes

How long have I known the models I've photographed? About this long in some cases :)  There are many more I've known this long but that would take a bunch of time to get all of the pictures together. Maybe I will some day, it is really fun watching the years pass, but I always catch myself asking "When did this one grow up?"

Chat Snippet: Ice Pick

I have a lot of random conversations through the interwebs, here's a piece of one. Her: "I'm getting conceited, I need to check myself, what have you got for me?" Me: "Your voice is like a cold ice pick to the groin." Her: "That'll do it, thanks!" Me: "No charge." How the hell do I end up in these conversations?