Chat Snippet: Product?

I have a lot of random conversations through the interwebs, here's a piece of one. Him: "What product do you use for your beard?" Me: "I dump shampoo on my head and scrub downward until I tickle my feet and rinse off." I had to google and check for myself... holy shit they do make "product" for beards... just...no.

Chat Snippet: 1/3 Degree

I have a lot of random conversations through the interwebs, here's a piece of one. Him: "My dad wants me to me plumber, I told him its a waste of a college degree." Me: "You have a college degree that makes you 1/3rd of what a plumber makes. Sounds to me like you wasted your time on college and should have gone to a trade school."